Lover's Bridge thoughts...

'Lover's bridge' in Paris. Where lovers go to put padlocks on a fence because romance. Some of the padlocks on there are fucking huge. Must have cost at least a tenner! The padlock seller who popularised this is laughing.

That reminds me.

Have you heard of 'lovers skip' in Bradford? It's a skip outside my house where lovers go to put their hustlerbyname purchases, in it's original packaging of-course, as a symbol of their everlasting love. If you truly love your partner, you will do that won't you?